From hfarkas@carfax.ims.advantis.comThu May 23 15:18:10 1996 Date: Thu, 23 May 1996 15:14:43 -0400 From: Gandalf the White To: qugt76a@prodigy.com Subject: Toddler Property Laws [rec.humor.funny] http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/curjokes/toddler.html -- ================================================================ http://newstand.ims.advantis.com/henry I speak only for myself. I don't speak for IBM, Advantis, or the other voices in my head. PGP fingerprint AA D0 F5 44 C1 8C 11 52 B3 80 34 1C CE 38 EC 53 [ Part 2: "Attached Text" ] Toddler Property Laws [rec.humor.funny]

Toddler Property Laws

purcell.UCD.oramail@zeus.ucdavis.edu (Bruce Purcell)
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From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.

I've been watching my 18 month old play with other kids. My neighbor gave a set of "Toddler Property Laws" - 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine. 8. If I think it's mine, it's mine. For the record, my toddler follows these laws religiously.
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