Bill Clinton goes out jogging.  He's having another crisis, and as he
passes the Jefferson Memorial, Bill spontaineously cries: "Tom, Tom!  What
should I do?"  To his astonishment, the statue speaks, and Jefferson's
voice says: "Get rid of the IRS, and start all over again."

     "Wow," thinks Bill, "I must be dreaming."  And he jogs on.  Soon he  
passes the Washington Monument and he can't help but exclaim: "George,    
George!  What should I do?"  Bill is shocked as a deep voice booms out    
from inside of the tower, saying: "Get rid of welfare, and start all over 
again."

     "Oh my gosh," thinks Bill, "get rid of the IRS.  Get rid of welfare.
How can I possibly tell these things to the American People?"   Now he's
agitated and distressed as he passes the Lincoln Memorial, and he cannot  
prevent himself from crying aloud: "Abe, Abe!  What should I do?"  Once   
again, a statue speaks, and Abe Lincoln's voice rings out: "Bill.  Take a
night off.  Go to the theater!"