From: deanw@agora.rdrop.com (Dean Woodward)

I was trying to find a certain command line switch for Omen
Technology's sz program (A Unix Z-modem transfer program),
I tried "sz -h" and got the help screen I wanted.  At the
bottom of the screen was the following line:

Tech support hotline: 900-737-7836 (1-900-737-RTFM) $4.69/min.

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    Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a number
 of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion.  He had an urge to stick his [equipment] into the pickle
slicer.  His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about
 it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome
 the compulsion on his own.
    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.  His wife
could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
    "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
 [equipment] into the pickle slicer?" 
    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
    "Yes, I did."
    "My God, Bill, what happened?" 
    "I got fired."
    "No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" 
    "Oh...she got fired too."