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Subject: Re: more sayings- some are old though

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From: rivka rosen <72357.2033@compuserve.com>
Subject: more sayings- some are old though
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Hi all,
Some of these are old - but some aren't.
R

-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-It's a dog eat dog world out there.  And they're short on napkins.

-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

-One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

-Atheism is a non prophet organization.

-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and 
apes?

-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.

-Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

-Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

-It must be true that men are from Mars.  Look at how the place has
deteriorated.

-On the other hand, you have different fingers.

-Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems
longer.

-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?"  She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

-If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
all
still working?