From johnowen@worldnet.att.net@worldnet.att.netWed Jan  8 08:14:54 1997
Date: Tue, 07 Jan 1997 22:34:15 -0500
From: John Owen <"johnowen@worldnet.att.net"@worldnet.att.net>
To: BTopley@aol.com, BOwe@USCCMAIL.uscc.bms.com, cde061894@aol.com,
    bible4life@aol.com, melden@annap.infi.net, David_Towert@msn.com,
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Subject: I like RL but still thought this was funny ...

Rush Limbaugh is driving through the countryside in his limousine when
suddenly a little pig runs out into the road. The chauffeur swerves, but it's
too late and he hits the pig, killing it. Limbaugh tells the driver
to go up to the farmhouse and apologize and offer to replace the pig. The
driver starts up the path to the house. A couple of hours pass, and Limbaugh
starts to wonder what's going on - he's about to go to the
farmhouse himself when he sees the driver slowly walking back. 'What happened
up there?' he asks. 'Oh man, you wouldn't believe it, the farmer shook my
hand and took out his best moonshine for a toast, then his wife cooked me a
big steak dinner and his daughter just wouldn't stop kissing me!' 'Wow, I
would've thought they'd be upset at you though, after all you did kill their
animal' 'Yeah, they opened the door, asked who I was, and I told 'em - I'm
Rush Limbaugh's driver and I just killed the pig!'
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John G. Owen, PIA
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