From: ED STANNARD A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997 Turbo Wondermobile. It is the fastest and most expensive car in the world. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The dude replies, "A 1997 Turbo Wondermobile. They cost $500,000!" "That's a lotta money!" says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The old man asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, alright!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15 seconds the speedometer reads 320. Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh! Something whips by him! Going maybe 3 times as fast! The guy pulls over to the side of the road, totally confused, and wonders what on earth could be going faster than his Turbo Wondermobile! Then, up ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him like a bat out of hell! Whooooooooooosh! It goes by again and it sort of looks like the old man on the moped! That couldn't be, the guy thinks. How could a moped outrun a Turbo Wondermobile? Again, he sees a dot coming towards him in his rear view mirror! WhooooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BlaMMMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The guy jumps out, and be damned if it isn't the old man! Of course, the moped is smashed all over the place and the old man is hurting for certain. The guy runs up to the old man and asks "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man replies "Yeah - unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror..." From "Children's Letters to God": Dear God What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything Jane "Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it." --John D. Rockefeller